Editing Jobs (section)

==Non-Departmental==
===Service===
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work. Keep your mouth shut about everything you see, hear, and clean. Get spared by the station's evils for keeping quiet. Be the only one to survive the entire shift, and somehow, despite the pattern going through every other single role, '''be the one and ONLY role fully stated to be alive at the end of your duties and average gameplay description paragraph'''.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice. Shoot yourself after seeing the condition the bar was left in after you walked away for 2 minutes.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[Cook]]
|Cook delicious meals from both premium supply ingredients and questionably sourced spare parts. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality plants. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures. End up trying your own food, then vomit your internal organs until you collapse.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[Botanist]]
|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit. Realize those fanged tomatoes you wanted for defense actually do NOT recognize you as their lord & savior, and get DNR'd.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
===Civilian===
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[Passenger]]
|<s>Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work.</s> Become a drug lord, hoard materials, and become a parasite to the station while providing nothing yourself. Or do a gimmick/Do something that has slight benefit to others. /suicide in perma because you failed stealing the captain's ID.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
![[File:Clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
| Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands. Get thrown out the airlock after you stole everybody's shoes for the 6th time this shift.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
![[Mime]]
| Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement. Be either the most powerful & robust person on the station, or just a less annoying clown. Manage to kill a ninja, space dragon AND lone operative then still go down to bloodloss.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
![[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in SOP. Help the crew with their internal disputes. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by abusing the wording in Space Law. End up not hearing about how the hallways are superheated because you were busy writing a 41 paragraph properly formatted contract that you didn't save externally, then get ashed.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Very Easy to Very Hard
|-
![[Prisoner]]
|Stay in the brig. Realize you have a pacifism implant making escaping a living hell. Make plants. Come up with an interesting reason you got in jail. Somehow smuggle in a landmine. Have nobody else also play prisoner. Cryo out of boredom.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[Reporter]]
|Report the news. Share your fanfiction over the new console. Live for the news. Interview a totally friendly xenomorph. Die for the news. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Easy
|}