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<big> Urist Mchands </big>


''' This is one of the many unique and wonderful [[characters]] of spacious station :)'''
= '''Urist McHands''' =


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     "The syndicate’s strongest soldier"
     "The syndicate’s strongest soldier," - Eagle
[[File:Urist pic 1.png|thumb]]
[[File:Urist pic 1.png|thumb]]


Name: Urist Mchands
designation: Urist Mchands/Master template


age: 25
age: 23


Date of birth: Thursday, 4 December 18 2442
Date of birth: Thursday, 4 December 18 2442


Date of death: Tuesday, 10 September N/A 2466
Date of death: Tuesday, 10 September 18 2466
 
Hair color: N/A


Blood type: O-
Blood type: O-
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Height: 6'0
Height: 6'0


The first thing you need to understand is that the man named Urist Mchands is not a person or at least he isn't anymore as the original Urist died a long time ago on some alien plant after being flayed alive by a xeno and his brain was extracted and is now used as the master template for all syndicate clone soldier's
Urist Mchands is mostly just a mouth piece for admin's allowing them to influence the round or enact one of their horrible idea's
<big><big> List of Urist divisions </big></big>
* [[HELIX]]
* [[BASALISK]]
* (TBA)
* (TBA)


A once proud and respected syndicate operative, Urist McHands, was born on an unknown world to unknown poor parents. Due to his hard childhood, he eventually joined the ranks of the syndicate, but in a tragic twist of fate during a failed operation, he was gruesomely flayed alive by a Xeno, though his body was recovered, and due to his exceptional loyalty, the syndicate now uses him as the master template of all syndicate clone soldiers; you could even say he never truly died as he lives on through his many clones.
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