Editing Bixy Knight

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|name = Bixy Knight
|job = Roboticist
|age = 22
|superior = <strike>Head-of-Slutcurity,</strike> [[High Command]], Space Law, Anyone taller than him.
|allies = [[Urist McHands]]
|duties = Make robots. Rizz up freaky anthros. Get bullied by everyone with a modicum of self respect.
|enemies = Nanotrasen, Terragov, <strike>People who screenshot his ERP</strike>
|quote = UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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== The Seed of Evil ==
Bixy Knight is partially responsible for the dehubbing of Spacious Station and as such should not be trusted.


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= Throes of Passion = 
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''Bixy nervously glanced over his shoulder as he led Adela down the dimly lit hallway of the restricted robotics lab, his blonde hair disheveled from anxious fingers raking through it. The gray-furred tajaran woman walked behind him with an air of nonchalance, her tail swaying languidly, undeterred by the illicit nature of their clandestine meeting.''

''Reaching the heavy metal door at the end of the corridor, Bixy quickly punched in his access code, cursing under his breath as his shaking fingers fumbled with the keypad.'' '''"Stupid, stupid, stupid,"''' ''he muttered, feeling the heat of embarrassment coloring his cheeks.'' '''"Come on, come on..."'''

''With a resounding clang, the door slid open, revealing the cavernous lab filled with towering machines and circuitry. Bixy ushered Adela inside, peering around furtively before slipping in after her and sealing the door shut behind them with a hiss.'' 

''Turning to face his feline companion, Bixy drank in the sight of her voluptuous form, from her ample bosom straining against the confines of her blouse to the sensual curve of her hips accentuated by the tight pencil skirt hugging her legs. His pulse quickened, a familiar stirring of thirst beginning to manifest in his throat.''

'''"Alone at last,"''' ''Bixy breathed, taking a step towards her.'' '''"I've been thinking about this all day... about you."''' ''He reached out, his fingers grazing the cold aluminum of her can, inching higher and higher until his fingertips brushing against the dull metal of her soda lid.'' 

''Adela watched him with hooded blue eyes, a coy smile playing at her lips as she presented the can invitingly.'' '''"Is that so?"''' ''she purred, the sound sending shivers down Bixy's spine.'' '''"Well, what are you waiting for then?"''' 

''Spurred on by her encouragement, Bixy sank to his knees before her, hiking up the hem of her skirt to expose her White Monster Energy Drink and the glistening metal of her can.'' '''"Fuck, you're so beautiful,"''' ''he groaned, leaning in to press a reverent kiss to her can.'' 

''The scent of her Monster filled his nostrils, making his throat ache painfully. Unable to resist, he dragged the flat of his tongue along the lid, savoring the taste of it's condensation as he opened the tab with his hand.'' 

'''"Mmmm, Bixy,"''' ''Adela gasped, her fingers threading through his blonde hair as he drank her soda. Her grip tightened as he focused his attention on her can, tasting the sweet fluid on the tip of his tongue.'' '''"Ohhh fuck, just like that..."''' 

''Bixy redoubled his efforts, spurred on by her increasingly delicious soda, determined to drink her whole can right there in the middle of the lab. His own need ached with urgency, the pain in his throat growing unbearable as he satisfied his exotic thirst with single-minded focus.'' 

''Without warning, he plunged two fingers knuckle-deep inside her can, pumping them rapidly in tandem with the flicking motions of his tongue against the lid. The wet squelch of his fingers plunging in and out of the can mingled with the crude slurping sounds of his fervent drinking, the lewd noises echoing obscenely in the cavernous lab.'' 

''Adela's inner walls fluttered and clenched around his invading digits, her juices flowing freely as he fucked her with his hand and mouth. Her cries of ecstasy grew louder, threatening to alert the entire lab to their clandestine tryst.'' 

'''"B-Bixy!"''' ''she squealed, her thighs clamping around his head as her can spewed over him. Her soda flooded his mouth, and he drank it down greedily, not stopping until the last drops of her energy drink had passed.'' 

''Finally, he pulled away, his chin and lips glazed with her drink. Rising unsteadily to his feet, his hands fumbled with his pocket, desperate to free his bulging wallet. The moment his wallet sprang forth, he grasped it in a white-knuckled grip, opening it furiously, the stimulation of the economy almost too intense after days of pent up longing.''

'''"Fuck, I need..."''' ''he panted, his eyes wild and desperate as he stared at the can through the darkness of the lab.'' '''"I need to drink you. Now."''' 

''Adela watched him with heavy-lidded eyes, her tongue swiping across her lips as she took in the sight of his crisp, tender cash.'' '''"Then take it,"''' ''she purred sultrily, turning and bending over a workbench, presenting her glistening can to him.'' '''"Drink it like you mean it, Bixy."'''


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what the fuck is this shit